Description

This heavyweight cotton tee carries a wry line—”My Drinking Problem? I’m All Out of Bourbon”—that reads like a private joke shared at the end of a long night. The garment-dyed finish gives the shirt a lived-in softness and muted color that mellows the bold text, so it slips easily into a weekend rotation. Wear it while nursing a slow morning coffee, passing the bottle around a backyard bonfire, or packing for a road trip to a small-town distillery. The relaxed fit and substantial fabric feel reassuring—sturdy enough to hold up after repeated wears, but broken-in from the first pull over your head. For people who appreciate dry humor, well-made basics, and low-key style, this tee reads like an inside comment you want others to overhear.

Product features
– 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfortable, durable wear
– Garment-dyed finish for soft texture and vintage look
– Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk fabric
– Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for lasting construction
– Available S–4XL in 58 colors with sewn-in label

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean